tastefullyoffensive:

Must.Have.Cheese. [sweeptheleg]
waldbraut:

gears-keep-turning:

vandyburger:

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

OH NO DUMB CUTIE

HE TOUCHED THE BUTT

waldbraut:

gears-keep-turning:

vandyburger:

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

OH NO DUMB CUTIE

HE TOUCHED THE BUTT

“Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20.”

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via circumcising)

221bec:

“so how’s your fandom doing?”

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(via maysithisguideyou)

imminentlyginger:


you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
imminentlyginger:


you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
imminentlyginger:


you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
imminentlyginger:


you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
imminentlyginger:


you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
imminentlyginger:


you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
imminentlyginger:


you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
imminentlyginger:


you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
imminentlyginger:


you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
imminentlyginger:


you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

(via this-is-my-small-world)

oh-haroo:

Follow me for more vertical nature!

(via this-is-my-small-world)

Hans Hölzel alias Falco sang/rapped Pop/Rock/HipHop in Vienese/German/English/Italian, looked/lived/died/talked like a total badass and didn’t spit on his fans. (Also he had no autotune or any computer-aided correction for his voice)

…so tell me again how todays pop music is made by highly skilled, social people.

iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

rule number 6: You give all your money to me….  c’mon I’m broke

(via this-is-my-small-world)

pornstarwars:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d give up my wifi,

To spend time with you

Well..still got 3G I guess.

(via this-is-my-small-world)